Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
* Grab your current read
* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
This teaser is kind of silly, but it made me laugh, and since that's what I need this week, I figure others might too! It's a tad long, but you have to have the whole thing! Enjoy!
 | "Did you sleep with him?" "No! We just kissed," I hiss. "But everyone saw. And he's my boss's roommate," I point out for, like, the third time. "How can I go out with him? I mean... what if I slept over at his house and ran into Mike walking around in his underwear?" "I don't know... it might be good for you," She says. "Spinach is good for you. Seeing your boss in his underwear is not good for you. Or maybe it's good for you, but it isn't for me." I shudder at the image of a scantily clad Mike. Okay, he probably doesn't wear Spider-Man Underoos in real life, but still. Pg. 77 Slightly Settled by Wendy Markham |
Please also take a minute to check out my giveaway for Trevor's Song and it's companion volumes the Demo Tapes 1 and 2. I presented a couple of teasers from Trevor's Song a few weeks ago. Trevor's Song Giveaway
Ha! I've never heard of Slightly Settled. I don't think any grown man should be wearing Spider-Man Underoos! Now I'm curious about her boss. What in the world made her pick those undies over, say, smiley face boxers :P
ReplyDeleteLOL this book sound so funny from this teaser. THanks for sharing :) You can find my teaser at The Bookish Snob
ReplyDeleteThat last line totally makes it. LOL
ReplyDeleteHere is my teaser from "The Lodestone Book One: The Sea of Storms" by Mark Whiteway (Prologue):
ReplyDeleteIt was early in the afternoon, when Kal first saw the flying rock.
Well, perhaps "flying" was a slight exaggeration; a subtle embellishment that he might have used later when trying to impress his younger brother, or his friends after third-day prayers. It was a least enough to break Kal out of his reverie. Hymarr's reaction was the last thing he had expected.
He has been rehearsing in his mind for days beforehand how he would ask her to accompany him to the Spring Gratitude Service. That morning, as he lay in his bedchamber, before even Ali-Gan, the yellow sun, has risen over the western horizon, he determined that today was going to be the day.
Ahaha funny teaser:) And no no one needs to see his boss like this:D
ReplyDeleteHere is my Teaser
And don't forget to check out my giveaway which ends Nov 30th and is open internationally...just click here!
Lol great teaser!
ReplyDeleteYep, I could use a laugh, too. :)
ReplyDeleteHere's mine:
http://situationswhereyoumayneedit.blogspot.com/2010/11/teaser-tuesdays-november-16-2010.html